Hi, nice to meet you, I'm miss piggy.

Lettuce clarify: I'm a Russian Jewish Miss Piggy from Sydney, who snorts too much.

My heart belongs to Sambambalinabambam who is the most awesome pocket-sized person with a god like voice and is the soul to my mate. she should move to Sydney cause like...then we can procreate and build a candy house for our sexy kids. She's awesam and just so so great and ugh words.

k. bye now. oh and I'm secretly in love with Alison. *snort*
  • Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
  • Me: what
  • Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
  • Me: excuse me
  • Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
  • Me: oh
Jan 31st at 7PM / via: notinsanee / op: emppty / tagged: omg dead. / reblog / 25,778 notes