Hi, nice to meet you, I'm miss piggy.

Lettuce clarify: I'm a Russian Jewish Miss Piggy from Sydney, who snorts too much.

My heart belongs to Sambambalinabambam who is the most awesome pocket-sized person with a god like voice and is the soul to my mate. she should move to Sydney cause like...then we can procreate and build a candy house for our sexy kids. She's awesam and just so so great and ugh words.

k. bye now. oh and I'm secretly in love with Alison. *snort*

hell yeah you missed me

what did you do without me?

nothing.

nothing.

nothing.

that’s what you did.

you did nothing. 

oh look it’s my face right now. 

TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT? lol no never with me wo0o0o0oooo

♥ Feb 20th at 7PM / reblog / 6 notes
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