Hi, nice to meet you, I'm miss piggy.

Lettuce clarify: I'm a Russian Jewish Miss Piggy from Sydney, who snorts too much.

My heart belongs to Sambambalinabambam who is the most awesome pocket-sized person with a god like voice and is the soul to my mate. she should move to Sydney cause like...then we can procreate and build a candy house for our sexy kids. She's awesam and just so so great and ugh words.

k. bye now. oh and I'm secretly in love with Alison. *snort*

artificialassassin:

strideer:

natural-killer-cyborg:

suchirolle:

freedom-star:

owlmylove:

phantomofyourheart:

sweatercider:

valjeanvaljean:

alohisha:

i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever. 

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously. 

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

I started crying. Real womanly tears from this.

My stomach hurts from silent roars of laughter.

OH

MY

CHRIST

ohmygod im crying

too much

laughter

slfskdsllf my brother just got out of bed to check on me because I was laughing and crying so hard

OMFG I JUS TKJSDBDNKFDJKSNSFJK

omG HOLY CRAP AHAHAH

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