Hi, nice to meet you, I'm miss piggy.

Lettuce clarify: I'm a Russian Jewish Miss Piggy from Sydney, who snorts too much.

My heart belongs to Sambambalinabambam who is the most awesome pocket-sized person with a god like voice and is the soul to my mate. she should move to Sydney cause like...then we can procreate and build a candy house for our sexy kids. She's awesam and just so so great and ugh words.

k. bye now. oh and I'm secretly in love with Alison. *snort*
creapy: god i wish i could be like her!! i mean, she’s a GIRL who CAN EAT      man i, as many of my fellow biological females, do not possess the necessary mechanics to ingest comestibles she is really a role model for all of us :’)

creapy:

god i wish i could be like her!! i mean, she’s a GIRL who CAN EAT     

man i, as many of my fellow biological females, do not possess the necessary mechanics to ingest comestibles she is really a role model for all of us :’)

(Source: sciencewwand)

♥ Feb 18th at 12PM / via: falcuntpunch / op: sciencewwand / reblog / 1,231 notes
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    I hate girls like this. “Oh, I’m so unique because I eat hamburgers!” Go fuck yourself.
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    ^ DAAMNNN, high five for that
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    Oh can you? I couldn’t see your mouth behind that aura of stupid bitch.
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    OH MY GOD THIS. I hate those stupid girls who are like, “yeah, I can eat more than my guy friends, lol give me attention...
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    Lol that comment
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    LOL. I THINK I BEAT HER. WUTTTTTTTT
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    No. She means that, she is not afraid to eat. Because almost every girl think about her weight all the time. And feel...
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    She says she can eat…and she put a winky face…and she’s clearly eating out. This is all a metaphor for something....
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