Hi, nice to meet you, I'm miss piggy.

Lettuce clarify: I'm a Russian Jewish Miss Piggy from Sydney, who snorts too much.

My heart belongs to Sambambalinabambam who is the most awesome pocket-sized person with a god like voice and is the soul to my mate. she should move to Sydney cause like...then we can procreate and build a candy house for our sexy kids. She's awesam and just so so great and ugh words.

k. bye now. oh and I'm secretly in love with Alison. *snort*

danielmaitland:

Why do fat girls call themselves “real girls”?

Shut the fuck up.

Your weight shouldn’t determine whether you’re real or fake,

some people can’t help being skinny just like some people can’t help being fat.

♥ Feb 17th at 9PM / via: danielmaitland / op: danielmaitland / reblog / 370 notes
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    It’s really hard for be to put in weight. Soz guys I’m fake
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    Yeah this annoys the shit out of me so fucking much.A real women is someone who is herself and loves her self for who...
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