Hi, nice to meet you, I'm miss piggy.

Lettuce clarify: I'm a Russian Jewish Miss Piggy from Sydney, who snorts too much.

My heart belongs to Sambambalinabambam who is the most awesome pocket-sized person with a god like voice and is the soul to my mate. she should move to Sydney cause like...then we can procreate and build a candy house for our sexy kids. She's awesam and just so so great and ugh words.

k. bye now. oh and I'm secretly in love with Alison. *snort*

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

(Source: hurry-up-hipster)

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