February 2012
The art of trolling →
epic-humor:
wait but no i just want to clone ryan gosling
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We were considering wearing our matching Elmo and...
blowmehbubbles:
I got bored at McDonald's.. →
lol
how did you people even survive year 12 without drowning in words?
hell yeah you missed me
what did you do without me?
nothing.
nothing.
nothing.
that’s what you did.
you did nothing.
oh look it’s my face right now.
TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT? lol no never with me wo0o0o0oooo
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
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We're so close to The Hunger Games movie
wonderlandinmymind:
peetatoast:
songtosaygoodbay:
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
paulsofine69:
gordonramsaypoetry
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
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danielmaitland:
Why do fat girls call themselves “real girls”?
Shut the fuck up.
Your weight shouldn’t determine whether you’re real or fake,
some people can’t help being skinny just like some people can’t help being fat.
beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
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what i learned today...
manicfame:
“first lesson, it’s not a tattoo gun. guns are weapons of mass destruction. we are not destroying anything. it’s a tattoo machine.”
today is a legit excuse for a single guy or gal to drown themselves in chocolate
x0x0x
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but like
let’s be honest
i kind of really want a boyfriend just to see what it’s like on valentines day