December 2011
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Props to you if you can read it. You deserve a...
blowmehbubbles: bitches be trippin on milkshakes 
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gigglingbean: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in
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inspiredbychaos: tritonetsirene: omg im still not finished waxing.  someone hold my hand it hurts i can’t believe you’re live blogging you waxing your junk
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I don't even know...
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slameronhurley: Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
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whenever i hear drums i tap my boobs to the beat 
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Listenblowmehbubbles: John Bonham’s solo just...
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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talking to my crush nothing else matters xoxo txt it
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Anonymous asked: pink and white?
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that awkward moment when you want to start a conversation with the guy you like on facebook but at the same time you’re waiting for him to talk to you first 
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Reblog if you would fuck one of your followers.
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Anonymous asked: UR BUBBiES <333
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Anonymous asked: you're the best person ever I just want to rub you.
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When I meet John O'Callaghan
Me: Hi
John: Hi
Me: Can you sign this
John: Sure
Me: Can you sing to me
John: Sure
Me: Can we take a picture
John: Sure
Me: Can we make babies
John: Sure
John: Wait what?
Me: Too late, you said sure
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