January 2011
Saw the loveliest Mustang for sale today. Only...
effsquared asked: 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and 12 :)
meteolojinx asked: 6, deffs.
LOOOL JKS. 12. :D
[i am such a retard]
LOOOL JKS. 12. :D
[i am such a retard]
gnarlycharli3 asked: 6 7 8 12
Post a number in my ask? Anon or not.
entirely:
lessonsofheaven:
1. Eww 2. Not attrative 3. Decent 4. Cute 5. Fine as hell 6. I’d do you 7. Pretty 8. Loveable 9. Wanna make you my girl/man 10. Beautiful person 11. Just a friend 12. Fucking amazing
Let’s do this BRO0O0O0o0o0o0o0o0oOOOOooooo0o0
gnarlycharli3 asked: you are in my form class
i command you to sit next to me from now until forever.
or until we finish school or something :P
love you boyfriend.
i command you to sit next to me from now until forever.
or until we finish school or something :P
love you boyfriend.
entirely-deactivated20110814 asked: Omg. No. I am going to die.
Bob Dylan concert in April? Yes please.
I have just been informed that my hiccups sound...
When I die, put “I’ll be back shortly” on my...
I don't want to like you, fuck off.
Doesn't matter that you're only into techno and...
I've been passing the time of Tumblr being down by...
I was going to complain to a friend about not...
Can I finish school already so I can get the...
I would love to see someone with a tattoo above...
So...you're attractive...but really stupid.
Knowing the fact that you don’t know the difference between your and you’re blows my mind. Just blows my mind.
Last night, my brother was thirsty so he got the...
On the bottle, it was printed that it had an essence of lemon flavouring.
He tried it, gave it to me and had said that it’s disgusting and I needed to see if I could taste what he had.
It tasted like dissolveable panadol.
That was a great ending to a night.
amzlyz-deactivated20110523 asked: trust me, the rollercoasters there are just for show, they aren't even the slightest bit exhilarating. There's even a guy standing in the middle of it controlling the rollercoaster that goes all the way around the park. The wild mouse ride in sydney is more fun than the rollercoasters in melbourne :/ there was however, when i was there, a tiny ice hill where you should slide down but it...
meteolojinx asked: incidentally, Albert Einstein was a Jew turned agnostic. that conversation never happened. :/
incipientspin asked: hello
Thanks very much for the follow
I see that you're friends with Kryssa
How amazing is that girl?
Seriously. Like. Wow.
:)
Thanks very much for the follow
I see that you're friends with Kryssa
How amazing is that girl?
Seriously. Like. Wow.
:)
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
Soundwave timetable's up.
I want to go to Melbourne,
Appreciate the art and check out their badass Luna Park there and then come back, and laugh at the pussy Sydney one.
Who wants to come with me?